| Vote for 2 (WITHOUT BIAS!!) [30 votes total] 
 
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| Shrek deleted scene: Lord Farquad demanded a new mirror on the wall when a strange man appeared claiming he was Princess Fiona. (3) | 10% | 
| I always find a nice bath in a river does wonders for the complexion. (4) | 13% | 
| "Does this hologram make me look fat?" (3) | 10% | 
| Operative: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty...." (3) | 10% | 
| The OperativeStop.Backtrack. Stop.*Giggles* Ooooo! That tickles (12) | 40% | 
| Simon(os): First she was a ship, now a black man? (5) | 17% |