Oscar Speech Improvement
What would make the Oscar speeches more interesting? [989 votes total]

The winners get to choose which loser gives a speech. (66)
 7%
Speeches can only be in the form of haiku. (101)
 10%
Winners have to talk with the entire microphone inside their mouth. (20)
 2%
Winners have to give their version of The Aristocrats. (80)
 8%
Ex-personal assistants get to make the speeches. (115)
 12%
Only one speech is given and repeated by memory like the telephone game. If you get one word wrong. No Oscar. (83)
 8%
I don't understand the above. (8)
 1%
Microphone is dragged across the stage back and forth and winners have to crawl after it while talking. (110)
 11%
Big punch in the stomach then give your speech. (57)
 6%
Braggiest most obnoxious speech gets an extra oscar. (24)
 2%
Not allowed to thank anyone. (100)
 10%
10 saltines go in your mouth- then talk away, stupid. (50)
 5%
You're stupid! (6)
 1%
This poll is stoopid! (25)
 3%
Award shows are stupid! (89)
 9%
George Clooney is stupid! (55)
 6%


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