What would make the Oscar speeches more interesting? [984 votes total]
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The winners get to choose which loser gives a speech. (66) |
 7% |
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Speeches can only be in the form of haiku. (101) |
10% |
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Winners have to talk with the entire microphone inside their mouth. (20) |
2% |
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Winners have to give their version of The Aristocrats. (79) |
8% |
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Ex-personal assistants get to make the speeches. (113) |
11% |
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Only one speech is given and repeated by memory like the telephone game. If you get one word wrong. No Oscar. (82) |
8% |
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I don't understand the above. (8) |
1% |
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Microphone is dragged across the stage back and forth and winners have to crawl after it while talking. (110) |
11% |
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Big punch in the stomach then give your speech. (57) |
6% |
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Braggiest most obnoxious speech gets an extra oscar. (24) |
2% |
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Not allowed to thank anyone. (100) |
10% |
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10 saltines go in your mouth- then talk away, stupid. (50) |
5% |
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You're stupid! (6) |
1% |
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This poll is stoopid! (25) |
3% |
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Award shows are stupid! (89) |
9% |
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George Clooney is stupid! (54) |
5% |