vote for THREE this week! [68 votes total]
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Simon: Are you enjoying the show?Kaylee: Wh... what do you mean?Simon: The fireworks. Aren't they great.Kaylee: Oh, right, the fireworks. Yes very good. (5) |
7% |
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While Simon is impressed by the ambulance, Kaylee wonders if she should have jumped out of it in her sexy nurse outfit. River, a psychic, gives Kaylee a dirty look. (7) |
10% |
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Wash: i hope nobody notices i've just broken wind *looks across to Kaylee* No fear of that i see... (3) |
4% |
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Simon: Um.... great outfits captain, but you were supposed to be medics, not nurses.Jayne (off camera): That's why this gorram skirts so short.Wash (snorts): Stop laughing.....Kaylee (smirks): I'm not laughing. (6) |
9% |
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Joss (off camera): "OK, Simon gets to live through the movie. It's down to Kaylee and Wash now..." (11) |
16% |
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Simon:Awww, you got me a stripper for my birthday!Kaylee:Yea *sniggers*Wash:(whispers to Kaylee)He really doesn't realize it's just Mal in drag?Kaylee:(whispers to Wash)What did I tell ya?He's an easy mark. (4) |
6% |
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Following her success in creating a Wash-bot for Zoe, Kaylee was day-dreaming about the fun she could have with her very own, brand new (and eternally happy) Simon-bot... (though technically-speaking he's still run on batteries!!) (4) |
6% |
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The ERSB has decided that even through two shirts Alan's left nipple is offensive and requires the black censor strip. (12) |
18% |
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Simon didn't know quite what Kaylee was doing with her left hand but he kind of liked the feeling. (9) |
13% |
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Simon-"Nice...Kilt."Wash-"Yeah,Cap'n.I guess that solves the issue of your pants splittin' and whatnot."Kaylee-"Oh I'm gettin Simon one of those.Easy access...Squeee!!!" (7) |
10% |