pick one... [43 votes total]
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Carjacked, left nude on West side (3) |
7% |
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Home invaded, smacked around, left duct-taped in basement (1) |
2% |
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Arrested, one night in Central Booking for asking directions (17) |
40% |
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Date-raped by Lamar Owens (2) |
5% |
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Six months as Bangladeshi peasant (11) |
26% |
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Incurable ass pimples (9) |
21% |