Convention Improvement
What would make political conventions better? [1632 votes total]

All speeches done in charades. (43)
 3%
More dancing chicks in cages (171)
 10%
Candidates have to do some mega bonghits then make speeches about trees and/or foxes. (166)
 10%
Everyone in the audience gets a laser pointer (86)
 5%
No clapping. Only kazooing. (71)
 4%
Boring speeches get the horn and hook like at The Apollo (100)
 6%
All speeches begin with a personal announcement of either penis or breast size. (46)
 3%
Instead of balloons falling from ceiling. Live mice. (68)
 4%
All sentences during speeches must end with 'or whatever' (88)
 5%
Bush speaks at the Dem Convention. Kerry speaks at GOP. (145)
 9%
Paintball gunning allowed for protestors outside. (65)
 4%
Got no tattoo? Then you ain't speaking. Them the rules. (31)
 2%
Speakers get booed the whole time no matter what. (21)
 1%
Two things. Ecstasy and foam. (132)
 8%
Women must shake their boobs into the microphone when emphasizing a point. (64)
 4%
Conventions are held in the same place at the same time. (45)
 3%
No microphones. Speeches must be yelled. (18)
 1%
All speeches are written by 2nd graders (164)
 10%
This poll should be ashamed of itself. (30)
 2%
None of the above. Who cares bout conventions! (78)
 5%


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Hey...0523adamMar 24, 2005
Heres a poll for you5617Sneaky PenguinAug 1, 2004
All of us here, wating on the new post.2622DragonmasterAug 1, 2004
cool speeches1592A Cunning LinguistAug 1, 2004
a question for dragonmaster6615zenAug 1, 2004
We actualy talked about a lot this week.1604DragonmasterAug 1, 2004
Kerry speech8642SuperNerdJul 30, 2004
finally! a good poll after 3 weeks!8724TKJul 27, 2004
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Why so many Canadians?241172jjJul 26, 2004
no microphone... my kind of speech!12725TKJul 26, 2004
GEORGE BUSH!151423BUsh HAterJul 26, 2004
Democracy In Inaction-20043676LOLAJul 25, 2004
Todd, seriously...7839The Almighty Doer of StuffJul 25, 2004
threads!4603DragonmasterbaiterJul 25, 2004
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of1589DragonmasterbaiterJul 25, 2004
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EVERYBODY MUST BE NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!14729koonkillerJul 25, 2004
NO ONE CARES IF YOU'RE FIRST!!!6608SyrgotJul 25, 2004
Stoned Govt. Officals4592SuperNerdJul 25, 2004
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