Best Movie Quote
Which quote is the best movie quote? [2674 votes total]

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. (212)
 8%
Well, we have a pool, and a pond. The pond would be good for you. (78)
 3%
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (561)
 21%
Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room! (162)
 6%
Give the governor a harumph! (53)
 2%
It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. (108)
 4%
It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care (206)
 8%
You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing great with you! (76)
 3%
That was so fucking money. That was like the Jedi mind-shit. (117)
 4%
You flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click" (138)
 5%
Do us a favor, I know it's difficult for you, but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid. (42)
 2%
Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest!l (119)
 4%
In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. (59)
 2%
Hey guys. Big gulps huh. Well, see ya later. (137)
 5%
No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food. (117)
 4%
Using the whole fist, Doc? (49)
 2%
Why don't they just feed the tuna fish mayonnaise!? (30)
 1%
Noise, noise noise.. smokin weed, smokin weed, doin coke, drinkin beers... (156)
 6%
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. (113)
 4%
You can act like a man! ! What's the matter with you?" (13)
None of the above. I'll post mine on the board. (74)
 3%
.My quote is best! That being, 'This poll awful is it!' (54)
 2%


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Comments About This PollTotal Comments 229 | Start A New Topic
TopicRepliesViewsStarted ByDate
im really late but...0710elsewhere manJul 26, 2005
Best Movie Quote01217ZaipherNov 7, 2004
half baked0797andrewSep 3, 2004
No prob, Mr. Todd0808DragonmasterAug 15, 2004
Look...we need to talk about your flare...4914Sasuke832Aug 14, 2004
Some more movie one liners7947mark, USN(Retired)Aug 14, 2004
got pics? put em here2813XXXAug 13, 2004
Slapshot1858BreezyAug 13, 2004
Hurricane Charley2770DragonmasterAug 13, 2004
Somethin Funny3838Sneaky PenguinAug 13, 2004
"cause it's friday.....you aint got no job...11030hillaryAug 13, 2004
No matter where you go...4865ChrisAug 12, 2004
Empire Records1847Ruby TuesdayAug 12, 2004
URGENT!1813NOFX ROCKERAug 12, 2004
Kung Pow: Enter The Fist3881CarrieAug 12, 2004
Billy Madison0716CarrieAug 12, 2004
Usual suspects3821KeyserAug 12, 2004
movie quote1903meAug 11, 2004
idiot0927EmerlyAug 11, 2004
Better Moovey kwote1936EmerlyAug 11, 2004
Quote0868EmerlyAug 11, 2004
Boondock Saints1952OmicronAug 11, 2004
what about01053drifterAug 11, 2004
How bout these?11051CatAug 11, 2004
????????01066chrisAug 11, 2004
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