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Mal's first attempt at close-quarters parallel parking went poorly, but Wash maintained his patience and good humor.
Mal: I'm determined to win this Caption game. Wash (laughing): Not with that entry.
Mal: Wash, I've told you a thousand times to keep your dinosaurs OFF of the gorramn seats. Now, stop laughing and pull it out!
MAL:"Can't you get Zoe to do this?"
Wash: Mal. That's... that's not the steering column.
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