Hey, is that a tentacle?

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ZOE: Too...slinky...can't...breathe...
ZOE: Has River been in here messin' 'round again?
It is a well known fact that Fruity oaty bars have blouse bursting flavour. However, Zoe was shocked to discover that it would happen in the middle of combat.
ZOE: Take me, sir. Take me hard.
Zoe takes the dirt-kissin' to extremes.
Zoe: (thinking) Close one. Maybe I should get Wash one of these.
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