You're HOW old?!?

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Once again brilliant River shows Simon to be an idiot child, as he just now gets the joke she told him when she was 3.
little man loves fire.
Jayne: Everywhere I go his eyes keep following me...
Kaylee: Now blow out the candles and unwrap me... I mean your presents.
SIMON: This isn't fear. Or anger. It's joy. MAL: Well, kinda hard to tell one from t'others, face like yours.
River to Simon: "I was sick on your cake."
The Firefly cast celebrates with Sean Maher after he received an Emmy for "Best Pronounciation of the Word 'Ship' in a Television Series."
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