| MAL: "You know what the first rule of shooting is? ... Don't hold your gun like this." |
| Malcolm Reynolds likes to stand in the doorway with a totally ineffective gun and say "BOO!" |
| Mal: "No touching gu...uhhhhh....whaaa?" River (smirking devilishly): "I can do other things with only my brain too..." |
| Firefly DVDs: �17.00 large bag of crisps: �2.50 Stopping the Firefly DVD's at the EXACT moment: Priceless |
| Mal's new career at juggling loaded firearms was about to come to an abrupt end. |
| Mal: "River, this is not where the chocolate bullets go." |
| When it came to explaining the birds and the bees, Mal was just plain crap at it... |