Five Browncoat Mals!... (think 12 days of christmas)

...Two little votes and we'll have one Caption Tightpants winner!

Mal-a-day, noun, an unwholesome, delusional condition.
All (singing): "We're, too sexy for our fandom, too sexy for our fandom, so sexy it huuuurts!"
The organisers of the Flanvention were sitting comfortably in their hotel room on the far side of the world when the concierge asked them to come down to reception...
Mal (os, Kaylee in arms): Oh, I'm a browncoat, and I'm okay,I sleep all night and I work all day. MAL CHORUS: He's a browncoat, and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day.
"Here's a cap'n, there's a cap'n, yellow pants gun-waving cap'n, tightpants cap'n, browncoat cap'n, cap'n, cap'n, sign."
Wash: OKAY! thats it, wheres my crummy hero town!?!
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