Don't make Jayne busta cap in yo' pee-goo!

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JAYNE: You got the lights... from the sun... keep you... lift you up... they shine like little angels! ZOE (OS): Doc, Cap'n's right here, Jayne ain't in charge, there was no need to drug him again. SIMON (OS): I know, it was just funny.
Jayne: Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears. Mal: Jayne, get back on the ship. Jayne: Gorram it. I was going to get me some ears.
Jayne does "The Robot" while the yokels look on in fear.
JAYNE: Gorramit, girl, I'm straining my brain trying to lift the ship. It's too big! RIVER (OS): Do, or do not. There is no try.
Jayne: That is why I am your king! Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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