Caption that winning smile!

Choose the 2 most likely River moments!

RIVER: Some days you swallow the bug; some days it swallows you.
RIVER: This isn't fear. This is me being completely off my nut!
River: yep...its a cow fetus
SIMON: Shepherd, River wants to marry me. BOOK (OS): Well, isn't that... special.
River wanted a pony and a plastic rocket reeeealllll bad.
River, " I fixed the ship by rewiring Serenity to fly only straight. We will sail a lot smoother now"
River: Look at how pretty my teeth are, Simon! Mal (OS): A medication combination that actually makes her more crazy. Great work, Doc. Simon sighs.
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