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River (os): ow....brain cramp....
His work done, Trogdor the Burninator leaves Miranda to go on his next mission.
Here lie the flanvention goers, the browncoated fanatics. Somewhat less fanatical now that they're all corpsified and gross...
NARRATOR: The Alliance was a beacon of civilization. The savage soccer hooligans, however, were not so enlightened.
Jayne (OS): Who ordered the dead guys?
Once they're terraformed, they'll dump settlers on there with nothing but blankets and hatchets and maybe a herd. Sometimes they don't even bother to land before they dump them.
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