See, Vera? We're goin' somewhere fun!

So choose the 2 most fun captions!

A Companion doesn't kiss and tell; and open intercom, however...
(Jayne) "Can y'all let me out of the freezer?"
Inara (OS): Jayne, when I said you should use protection with your whores, I didn’t mean… Jayne: Have you SEEN Big Bertha?
BOX: I'm sorry Jayne, I can't do that.
VERA:"Put me down you moron! I don't want to be here. I don't like you and i never have, so STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LOVE YOU!!!"
Jayne: I'd like a Hot Good-Dog with extra poodle, medium onion rings, and a large Mudders Milk. Speaker: Sir, we only serve customers in vehicles at the drive-thru.
RIVER (OS): "Look! Somebody wrote 'gullible' on the side of your gun!" JAYNE: (looks) "Where?!"
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