I swear, by my pretty gun collection, I will end you...

...unless you choose the 2 quotes you like best!

Mal: What did I tell you about sneaking up on me? Inara: That it was fiendish and womanly? Mal: Yes - only the exact phrase I used was "don't".
INARA: Mal, have you seen Kaylee? MAL: Under ... the ... table ...
Inara: The ides of March are upon us. Mal: In that outfit, I'd be surprised if the eyes of everyone weren't upon you.
Mal: annnnnnnnnd....now i have no idea how to put my gun back togther...
Inara: Mal! You can't play Russian Roulet with an automatic! Mal: You can if you let the other guy go first. Inara: I guess that explains your unrivaled win streak.
INARA: So -- later with the talking, then?
Bang, thud, moo Inara: What was that? Mal: Supper.
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