They took away christmas...but they'll never take away our captions!!!

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	Jayne: "I don't think this flashlight will stop Cthulhu"
	RIVER: Two by two, cans of blue...
	River: "Oh my god!" Simon: "We're sorrounded by Zoot and her order of nymphomatic virgins!" Jayne: "You two run for it. I think I can hold them off."
	Our intrepid trio watch in horror as Wash Riverdances in a kilt
	Jayne (flight attendant voice): You will find the safety instruction sheet [...] Thank-you for flying Air-Serenity.