| Jayne: "I don't think this flashlight will stop Cthulhu" |
| RIVER: Two by two, cans of blue... |
| River: "Oh my god!" Simon: "We're sorrounded by Zoot and her order of nymphomatic virgins!" Jayne: "You two run for it. I think I can hold them off." |
| Our intrepid trio watch in horror as Wash Riverdances in a kilt |
| Jayne (flight attendant voice): You will find the safety instruction sheet [...] Thank-you for flying Air-Serenity. |