JOSS! The man they call JOSS...

...and sometimes Numfar...but I digress...CHOOSE 2!

Reporter: "What did you think when FOX asked you to can the pilot and use Train Job instead? Joss (rolling marbles in his hand): "That's when I first knew they were all against me....."
JOSS: I haven't had a client in three weeks. Backwater moons, slums, frontier planets without so much as a temple built...
Joss: "Yeah, I've got some t-shirts, books, and comics behind me, but for $20 you can go over there to the Morena Baccarin Kissing Booth." Morena (OS): "Huh?"
Alright so you kick in the door and are confronted by three Efreeti. Roll for initiative.
Joss: "Sorry we've only got T-shirts. The kilts are two booths down."
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