How you get there is the worthier part...

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No, not one of the brethren had the heart to tell him, he was so PROUD!
Now there's the smile made of sunlight!
The local Browncoats had tried many things to bring back their beloved series. Finally in desperation they turned to the local voodoo priest.
That hat makes you look like an idiot
I'm out there bringing religiosity to the fuzzy wuzzies.
Looks like the new reality series "Who Wants to Be Joss Whedon's Bitch?" on SpikeTV has started
As the hypnotic gaze started to take effect, the camera-man slowly began to fall over.
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