Captions of Oblivion!

Choose the funniest 2 captions! (note: you may have to go to the thread to see the full caption)

	Morena: "What does the inscription above that statue read?" New Guy: ".....Firepower."
	Archeologist: I like... his muscles... Morena: What is happening with your pants!? Adam: Well, that's just downright unsettlin'.
	Adam: thinking He robbed from the rich, and he gave to the poor- ugh, f***ing Whedon!
	Adam: God's Balls?!?! Morena: No, no. That’s a deity holding two grapes.
	ADAM: “Hey, Morena? The crack in the ceiling appears to be growing.” MORENA: “That’s just a plot hole. Best just to ignore it.”
	Space monkeys. Definitely space monkeys.
	Adam: Hey, isn't that the ambulance from "Ariel"?!?!
	Adam: "Now, THESE people know how to order dead guys."