Caption Tightpants: Aim to Misbehave

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Inara: So, you finally got that ponytail extension, huh? Mal: Yeah, now you can play at my hair while space monkeys attack the engine room.
Mal: Really? An ice planet? No hands? Inara: Really.
MAL: “Have the crew been playing pin-the-kick-me-sign-on-the-captain AGAIN?!”
Inara--- So Jayne said he dreamt you were dressed in stockings and a basque!!!! Mal---- In S-what?!!!
Inara: Did you pay for that haircut? Mal: There was a wobble-head doll exchanged.
INARA: "All kinds of pretty here, Mal." MAL: "Yeah. I'll be in my bunk."
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