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	Kaylee finished questioning the buffet and began to grill the pilot
	Wash: "What the..? Zoe? Kaylee? Bester? NOOOOO!!!"
	Soon the shit would hit the fan; and Wash was sadly too nearby.
	Wash: NOT THE SPIN CYCLE!!!!
	"Whadda ya mean CANCELLED?!!"
	River was merely curioius what would happen if she cooked and had a good Wash.
	In space, Zoe can hear you scream...
	Wash: No, no, no. This is all wrong. You can't expect a man to work with equipment like this. That element is all wrong. Nobody could fry under these conditions. What? You're firing me? You can't fire me, I quit!