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Kaylee finished questioning the buffet and began to grill the pilot
Wash: "What the..? Zoe? Kaylee? Bester? NOOOOO!!!"
Soon the shit would hit the fan; and Wash was sadly too nearby.
Wash: NOT THE SPIN CYCLE!!!!
"Whadda ya mean CANCELLED?!!"
River was merely curioius what would happen if she cooked and had a good Wash.
In space, Zoe can hear you scream...
Wash: No, no, no. This is all wrong. You can't expect a man to work with equipment like this. That element is all wrong. Nobody could fry under these conditions. What? You're firing me? You can't fire me, I quit!
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