The Hammer is my Poll.
My wish is your command: Vote for the two best!	Mal: How drunk was I last night? Jayne: Hmmm... no pants, rubber gloves, and a plastic rocket. You need to ask? Nathan: "Whatta ya mean I didn't win the caption contest again?" Gina: "You forgot to enter, again. Sir." Talking to the hand is never as easy as it sounds. Mal (after getting up): Ouch. Not so loud! Argh. Can't believe you got me with the same trick twice! Saffron (half off-screen): But face it, hubby, I'm really hot! Mal found Jayne's attempt to cause a diversion by getting nekkid a little more than disconcerting. MAL: "...and the fed made a face like THIS just before i hit his cat with the mule." True to his word Mal did cry when River broke a nail during the heist. Honestly there were tears.
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