Instead, vote for the THREE best captions!
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| Jayne: Gentleman,take five steps back and turn and shoot!!!! Book: Mal,say goodbye to your kneecaps. Mal: I'll see you in a special hell" | | BOOK: Not to be rude, Captain, but you knew before you loaded those beagles what would happen if we hit a gravity pocket. | | MAL: Whoa! Preacher-man! Didn't see you there in that blue suit! BOOK: Sort of the point. Stealth. You may have heard of it. JAYNE: Zoe, who the hell is the Capt'n talking to?! | | BOOK: It... Looks just like him. ZOE: I know! When the Captain needed an engine report, never figured Kaylee would build a robot to translate. JAYNE: Everywhere I go, he tries to stab me with a screwdriver. | | The rest of the crew was curious to watch as Book revealed his long-hidden past as a hypnotist. Jayne: Make him dance nekkid! | | The crew elected Book to break the news to the Captain. MAL: Dollhouse? Cancelled? | | Book: You're right. Been a spell since I'd claim it. But... I'm a fed, an operative, a ninja, and a full on, red-nosed clown. *honk! honk!* | | BOOK: Mal, have you ever considered a different hairstyle? MAL: ... BOOK: I think you'd look very authoritative with curls. JAYNE: ...I was never here, you two just... Whatever. |
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