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Zoe: And you bought a time share here? Mal: This golf course looked much better in the brochure.
ZOE: Sir? You recognize this? MAL: I...I think it's a Hellmouth!
Badger(OS): This is my Gorram den, and I don't like the way you look down at me. 'Specially you you in the ugly shirt, Blondie.
Mal: Yep, it's a hole alright.
The crew visits the wreckage of Earth-That-Was. WASH: NavMap said it was a "Large Hadron Collider." MAL: Deep son of a bitch. ZOE: There's a story about a bird and a piece of bread... KAYLEE: Only a legend
Mal: So here is us, on the raggedy edge.
MAL: Jayne, is there something WRONG with your BUNK?
A tree fell in the forest, and only Kaylee cared.
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