More than one stiff on board...

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Kaylee's latest batch of inter-engine hooch proves to be a mite strong. The crew are glad she always takes the first taste.
Book: Have you ever read the works of Shan Yu? Simon: Hellz Yes! Let's do this preacher man!
A low-hanging steel pipe: The only power in the verse that can stop Kaylee being cheerful....and conscious.
Simon: Erm, Book, that is not how you fit an IUD.
Simon: I'm not sure this is such a wise time to be playing, "This Little Piggie."
RIVER (O.S.): I wonder what else is in there?! BOOK: Well, I could stay a bit longer. SIMON: OUT!!
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