What was that?!!?

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(os) "I want my two dollars" (Mal) "Ai ya, wo mun wan leh; I thoght I'd lost him Sergeant" (Zoe) "Why did you try to run away from him, Captain"
Reduced to working Blue Sun fashion shoots, Mal & Zoe knew they were scraping the bottom of the barrel. MAL: Do these pants make my... ZOE (cuts in): Oh, shut up. Sir.
Zoe: Sir, am I seeing things,or did that guy just get kicked into the ship's engine? Mal: He sure did.God, that's disgusting.Damn Alliance barbarians.Now THAT is something I would never do!!!
Mal: Wait! Don't eat the-- Zoe: --apples...
Mal: I couldn't help it. It just popped in there. Zoe: What? What "just popped in there?" Mal: I--I--I tried to think...No! It can't be! Zoe: What is it? Mal: It can't be! Zoe: What did you do, Cap'n?! Mal: [resignedly] It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.
Pretty Floral Bonnet- 2 Platinum Primary Buffer Panel- 275 Credits Seeing a Terrifying Space Monkey Attack- Priceless
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