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	Item #236-14779: Still sealed in original "window" box, alleged to be anatomically correct, two costume changes, brushable hair, jointed limbs, "liveskin" and coordinating eyeballs.
	Want to date a Companion, but wear ascot's? There's an App for that.
	The "Blue Screen of Death" has a whole new meaning in the 26th Century.
	Inara: This new 3D imagery is amazing. I can actually feel their tears when I say "no".
	Inara: "He said if I didn't choose him as a client, he'd hold his breath until he turned blue." Mal: "Well, at least you know he's committed ... or oughtta be."
	It was becoming obvious to Morticia and Gomez that Thing was having issues.