I spy with my little eye...

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Mal: Typical Purplebellies, looking under the place mats for me when I'm standing right here!
Wash (OS): Is it reavers? Please tell me it's not reavers. Mal: It's not reavers. Wash (OS): Oh, good. Mal: It's FOX executives.
PEEPING: Mal knew he shouldn't but he just couldn't stop himself...
Mal will never un-see what goes on in Jayne's bunk, now he's had a look at it.
MAL: Real space monkeys. Huh.
Tour guide: ..and if you'll look to your left you will see the special hell reserved for arsonists and people who caption screenshots.
Mal: "Sooo, that's where he kisses 'em."
Mal: I think we got company! Kaylee: Oh, I like it when company drops by, Cap'n, what with all them wonderful stories and such. Mal: It's Reavers that's comin', Kaylee, not some gorram theme park.
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