My Zoe, my autumn flower, my--
--TWO favorite captions for this scene...

Wash's tales of thrilling adventures in fry cookery was not quite the foreplay Zoe had hoped for.
WASH: ...and then I'm gonna take both hands and -- are you listening? ZOE: MmmmHM. And scouting out a spot where we can try that...
Wash: It was the weirdest dream. I had a spear in my chest, but it was like this big. Zoe: I told you not to eat when Jayne cooks.
Wash: Cap'n said Beagles, honey. About this big. Smallish droppings.
Wash: "And this is a model I made of Wonder Woman's jet." Zoe: "I'm not seeing it." Wash: "Exactly!"
Wash: I'm telling you, I can fly without even holding the wheel, just by Miming it. I think I'm a Jedi! Zeo: Mmmmhmmmmm... Wash: I'ma try it from here...