How much for that Geisha in the window?

Choose your 2 faves, as always! Well, usually. Sometimes, not. But mostly, just 2. :P

	Mal: What did I tell you last time? She's still not to be bought. Nor bartered, not borrowed or lent.
	Jayne: You got 'nother one? This ones too wrinkly for the Oatey Bar Machine.
	The bright angel on JAYNE'S right shoulder advised him to splash his new-found Alliance money on a nutritious breakfast for two; the surreptitious devil on his left campaigned hard for a Sterno binge.
	Jayne: Hey, Mal! Some guy gave me this and all he wants is five minutes alone with that dead guy you ordered. I guess you're smarter than I thought. Mal: I wish I could say the same.
	Mal: Do me a favor, loan me $50. Jayne: I can’t. I can’t loan you $50. (and so on...read the whole caption in the thread!)