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Serenity: Does this planet make my butt look big?
ZOE: Are you or are you not going to ask for directions?
You've just been mooned
Wash: If I go around one more time, I'm certain I can find a closer docking space.....
As she flew over the wonderous world of Persephone, all that she could hear in her head was the 2ist century tune by the Kings Of Leon "Bum's on Fire"
Mal: "Would you just look at this fuel receipt!?" Zoe: "I told you we should have put in more than 5 plat worth back on Beaumonde."
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