Captain on the Yosaffbridge!

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Saffron: You know that expensive crystal sculpture I was carrying? Mal: What do you mean "was"?
YOSAFFBRIDGE: I'm out of fuzzy wuzzy tracks. MAL: But I already rang the doorbell!
Saffron: Mal I'd like you to meet my husband, Mike the midget. Mal: Guess there really is no one you haven't married.
Saffron: Damn beagles.
Mal: Come on, you don't need to use all these VCRs to record Mad Men.
YoSafBridge: Is there something on my shoes? Mal: I don't know. My eyes never make it that far down.
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