Not with Kaylee? Hell, I would...

...twice! As in, vote for the best 2 captions!

Sadly pillows were one of the luxury items left behind on Earth that was.
Kaylee: (thinking) Is that a compression coil or are you just happy to see me?
No power in the 'verse can stop what’s meant to be.
The Jaynestown Dive made up for remarkably slow service with the strength of their micro-brewed Mudder's Milk.
Mal- They finally sleep together and he just holds her? Zoe- Sly? Mal- Would explain the way he dresses.
Kaylee (sleepily): Simon, when did you start carring a gun? Simon (thought bubble): Just happy to see you. Simon (out loud): (fake snore)ZZZZZZZZZZZ
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