Inara Serra! Come on down!!!

And vote for the two tightpantsiest captions!

Once Inara changed her rule about servicing crew, she could never shake that sticky feeling when leaving Jayne's bunk.
Inara: "Mal, stop hiding. It's been 10 years and we're gonna do this, NOW!" Mal(OS): "I got no rudder. Wind blows northerly I go nor..." Inara: " Oh cut the gos se, come here!"
INARA: ...one of those places where you don't quite want to touch anything...
Inara: Mal,Saffron stole all my clothes! Mal(os): Riiiigght,we'll go with that then. Simon(os): that was a close one!
There was a young Lady from Sihnon Who yearned for a Captain to lean on She feared for her nails Because of the rails Perhaps the next time she'll put gloves on
Inara refused to slide down the railing in her slinky dress
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