Mirror mirror on the wall...

...what are the 2 shiniest captions of all?

"Vera," he told me, "get dressed up - - get taken out somewhere nice."
WASH: I don't know Jayne, might not be the best idea to buy a lovebot at a second hand store.
Three years at the Actors Studio and this is what my agent finds for me...maybe if I sleep with Tim Minear?
Amber Glass knew working in windows was a pane. But she was transparent, even-tempered, and her dreams would never be shattered.
Little Bo Peep lost her sheep, and the crew ate damn good that night!
Mal- Do you think ths dress would go with my pretty floral bonnet? Jayne- Might make you prettier.
Cinder: It took the mice three days to make this dress. Why won't anyone dance with me?
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