Caption Tightpants #6 Gorram Poll

Which of the following 5 captions do you think best fits the image in CT#6?

WILDHEAVENFARM - "Yes, for the last gorram time, the safety is - oh."
JRC - "Pain is scary....BAM!!!!BAM!!!!...See what I mean?"
ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN - Jayne, slurred: "I was aiming for his head"
HORRID - (early test footage for the hoaxed moon landing proved less convincing than NASA had hoped)
THEGREYJEDI - (:: -Jayne- shoots -Thug- for 27 points of damage! ::)
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