Caption Tightpants #8...who will it be?

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KNIBBLET’s: Wash: Once I was on this planet where the chief form of recreation was juggling... Mal: Heard it! Simon: NOT this story again! Kaylee: I love this story! Jayne: F*** gosslings. I saw this old movie with Vincent Price that had a hand that
GEEZER’s: MAL: Fast ship? You've never heard of the Serenity? JAYNE: Should I have? MAL: It's the ship that made the Hera run in less than twelve parsecs! I've outrun Alliance starships, not the local bulk-cruisers, mind you. I'm talking about the big
UNCHARTEDOUTLAW’s: Jayne (listens to the Hero of Canton for the millionth time): "Gorramit, you guys think they'd at least come up with a remix of this after all the time I been gone." (Rest of Crew makes strange attempts at beatboxing house music.)
GOJIRO's: JAYNE: Anyone gonna eat that there hamster?
WILDHEAVENFARM's: Jayne (very pouty): Didn't wanna go to Canton. Wanna go to Hooters.
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