Will the real Caption Tightpants please stand up?

Okay, CT#12 time! Choose the 2 shinest!

CALIGARI's: Mal: "You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn yourself about...."
RYCE's: Mal: Michael Flatley, my ass! I'll show you who's the REAL lord of the dance!...Show 'em Simon!
VETERAN's: Mal and Simon together: "Hava Nigila Hava ..."
SIMONWHO's: Simon never knew why the bad guys always shot him first but was glad that his ever-faithful captain was always by his side when they did.
ODDNESS2HER's: Worst game of Freeze Tag ever.
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