He battles for truth, justice, and getting laid...

Vote for the 2 you like best! (and I don't mean Nandi's tasties...)

	EST120's: Captain Tightpants, from the top rope, with the patented "Keep Flyin'" Elbow!
	MISGUIDED BY VOICES': "I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand new car. 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star."
	ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN's: Mal discovers the knack to flying lies in falling and missing the ground
	GWENHARKER's: Mal: I DON'T CARE I'M STILL FREE YOU CAN'T TAKE THE SKY FROM MEEEEeee! thud
	CHOLETT's: MAL: "I said I was sorry, Shawnaaa......." (thud) SHAWNA TRPCIC: (just offscreen, driving speeder) "That's the last time you'll split those pants, gorrammit!"
	SOUPCATCHER's: The competition for Earth-That-Was artifacts was very fierce, as evidenced by this picture of the recovery of the Spirit rover.
	RAT's: Mal(yelling): I want my two dollars!!!!
	DRAGONWINE's: Scenes like this were more common after the war when the Independent Seat Belt Law was abolished by the Alliance.
	JRC's: Mal: "I think I'm about to find out how scary pain really is."
	GOJIRO's: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Captain Tiiiiiightpants!