Caption Tightpants? I got the whole ruttin' suit!

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THEGREYJEDI: JUBAL: "I'm Jubal Early, bitch. I mean Wayne Brady. I mean Rick James. Crap."
CASUALTY: Jubal: "If you can't do it, you can never learn how to roll your tongue. Does that seem right to you?"
COSMIC FUGITIVE: SIMON: (Singing off screen) "Who lives in the Firefly 'Serenity'?" JUBAL: (Shouts) "CAPTAIN TIGHTPANTS!"
SHINY: "Freedom, Beauty, Truth, and LOOOVE!"
MISGUIDED BY VOICES: Urkle was back, and man was he pissed
ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN: "You mean me floating in space is the last scene anyone will ever see of Firefly? Does that seem right to you?' "
DRAGONWINE: I don't believe it! This ship just gave me "Space Herpes".
RYCE: Jubal, upon hearing he was going to the special hell
OXYOPIA: Saying: BWAAH! Thinking: (I still don't see how this strikes fear into anyone's heart...)
RAT: In the spaceship, the silver spaceship, the lion takes control.
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