HokeyPokey, Horseshoes and Hi-larity...

...are just a few of my favorite things, so now I wanna know which 2 are your favorites!

Cap'n: All right, now watch how the doc walks only on his hind legs..... Simon: I'm telling you, the box-lifting, man-ape thing can *NOT* be trained.....
Yes, they had both just been punched in the groin. But Mal took it like a man.
JAYNE: "Purple Rain." MAL: "No." JAYNE: "Sign o' the Times." MAL: "Definitely not." JAYNE: "The Batman soundtrack?" MAL: "Throw it."
Simon: Put you left foot in, put your left foot out…
Jayne and Mal prepare to introduce Simon to “Full Contact” Horseshoes.
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