| Mal-Monkey: Wash? Why are we monkeys all of a sudden? Wash-Monkey: I warned you not to let Kaylee install that improbability drive, Captain. I think we'll be okay when we stop. Mal-Monkey: Oh, right. Can I have that beer? Wash-Monkey: That's Jayne. |
| When the Alliance terraformed New Ireland, they didn't really get things right... |
| "My God - you're like a trained apes. Without the training." |
| Lemur #1: "How drunk was I last night?" Lemur #2: "I dunno, I passed out." |
| River: I threw up on your carpet… |
| When you can't run to the fridge for another beer, you crawl. And when you can't do that, you find someone to suck the spilled beer out of the carpet with you ... |
| Some people juggle lemurs! ….with tragic results |
| monkey 1. my hands are blue, can you warm them up for me? monkey 2. i'm not that drunk |
| Lemur: Okay, I'm lost, I'm drunk, and I'm nekkid. Monkey: Good day! |
| The Fox executives that canceled Firefly… |