Blue Sun, Purplebellies, Browncoats and lookin' better in Red...

Which line(s) best put the LAUGH back into SLAUGHTER? Pick 2!

River tests her theory that the human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.
A poster for Serenity 2: The Passion of the Alliance.
...Got Blood?
Off Screen Voice : "I find your lack of faith... distrubing"
Alliance Cog: Jeez. You file one gorram paper wrong, and the next thing you know you're bleeding...
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