Saint Jayne and the good Book...morbid & crrepifyin' ain't it?

Allright! It's VOTING TIME!!! Pick the 2 best!

	Unknown to the rest of the crew, Saffron actually DID pay a visit to Book and Jayne in the Kitchen, and proceeded to wash both of their feet. JAYNE AND BOOK(in unison):"Whoa. Good Footrub."
	Both men were mesmerized as Inara's attempt at "supper" crawled off the plate and broke into a song and dance.
	Book: (whispering) Jesus is coming, look busy! Jayne: (thinking) JEBUS?!?!
	Jayne: "Check and Mate, little man." Book: "Yep, Simon, he 's got you." Simon: "This is what going mad must feel like."
	Due to a paperwork mixup Upstairs, Book must now inform Jayne that he has indeed been made into a Saint.
	Jayne: We’re really gonna be doing good works? Mal: Preacher, your halo is showing.