Hers are the nicest! Vote for both of 'em!

Ahem. Right, Vote for the 2 best Kayleesque captions!

Mama's gonna roll a 7, then it's 'Hellooooo new catalyzer!'
Jayne: Can I get sexed now? Kaylee: Right this way! Captain Tightpants is waiting! Mal (OS): Hey!!! You’re supposed to be selling rides! Zoe (OS): Thought she was, sir.
Kaylee: Damn right, no power in the 'verse can stop me!
Kaylee Poppins!
Announcer voice: Mentos. The fresh maker!
You REALLY don't want to see me cheerful
It was the standard hitchhiking scam: an attractive girl to pull the spaceship over then the other eight all grab a lift too.
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