The Universe has got to know the truth.

Or at least the best lie we can come up with, so choose the best 2!

	That bastard Nathan Fillion shoves another fan out of his way.
	MAL: Live long and prosp -- JAYNE: Them pointy-ears don't look to happy; you sure you're doin' that right?
	Jayne: "Is that Han Solo and Chewbacca over there giving us them nasty looks?" Mal: "Yeah, let's go kick their asses."
	Mal: Did I just hear someone say Serenity comics for sale at 10 times cover price? Jayne: Uh oh! Mal: Where's my gorram gun!?
	Mal: Right this way, people! See the Missing Link, live and in person! Trapped between the worlds of Man and Space Monkey, it will chill your bones and harrow, yes, your very soul. Only two bits a gander. Jayne:(monkey noises)