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To his horror, Jayne's johnson popped off and flew away just as things were getting interesting.
What do you mean you sold me to the whorehouse to pay for a new compression coil? Mal? Mal!
JAYNE: Mal! Help, it's one of them crazy girls from Firefly Fans dot net! MAL (OS): Yer on yer own there, pal.
Erm, what da ya mean ladyboy Mal?
When whores don't watch what they're grabbin', things get shot off ain't supposed to...
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