Wooden ducks, rich plates, and thou.

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Truth negated beauty while false idols promised an enchanted frolic.
Kaylee: Dammit, I just can't get that song out of my head... Which one of these things just doesn't belong here? ... Gorram it.
No matter how much she stared at the plates, Kaylee could not get that fourteen year old genetic experiment boy out of her mind...
Inara(os): Are you pondering what i'm pondering Kaylee? Kaylee: Yes Inara, but how are we going to fit all these plates into Mal's pants?
Kaylee browses Inara's collection of x-rated plates. Of particular import: "Niska in Repose"
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