Two Guys, a Badger and a Caption

Once more, you choose the best 2!

MAL:"DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A SANDWICH?!?!" BADGER:"YES" MAL:"WELL, you can't..." JAYNE:"YOINK!"
Badger: So the gravy boat's the Alliance squad? Mal: And the sandwiches are - Jayne, stop eating my platoon.
Mal was getting sick and tired of Jayne accompanying him on his dates...
Mal: I've just gotta have that very fine hat, so I'm going to up my offer. In addition to the entire Geisha-doll shipment, I'm willing to throw in eight of -- Jayne: Seven. Mal: Seven of Kaylee's home-made sandwiches. Damnit, Jayne, stop eating my bargain
BADGER: See, that's why I wear this bloody hat! Would I look as respectable with this hairline?! MAL: You would if you'd lose that sparkly flamingo pin.
Badger: Jayne just called my bid...your call, Mal...whaddya thinkin'? Mal: I am thinkin' I'll raise again.
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